FOXE'S BOOK OF MARTYRS
"First, I mislike in the bishop of Winchester, that when any man is sent in the king's
affairs, and by his Highness's commandment, the bishop, unless he be the only and chief inventor
of the matter and setter-forth of the person, he will not only use many cavillations, but also use
great strangeness in countenance and cheer to the person that is sent: over and besides, as small
comfort and counsel as may be in the matter; rather dissuading and discouraging the person
earnestly to set forward his message, than imboldening and comforting him, as is his duty, with
help and counsel to adventure and do his best therein. The experience whereof I have had myself
with him, as well at Rouen, the first time I was sent to Rome, commanded by the king's Highness
to come by him, and at Marseilles, the time of the intimation of the king's protestation,
provocation, and appeal; as also lately, going to Nice, touching the general council, and the
authority of the bishop of Rome; and finally, now last of all, at my return from Spain, where
neither my diligence in coming to him, and using him in the beginning with all the reverence I
could, neither the king's letters written unto him in my favour, nor yet other thing could mollify
his hard heart and cankered malicious stomach, but that he would spitefully speak, and unkindly
do; as indeed he did, to his great shame and my dishonesty, as followeth:
"When riding in post I came to La Barella, a post on this side Lyons, the seventh day of
August, he being in bed there, I tarried till he, rising up and making himself ready, came at last
out to me, standing and tarrying for him in a second chamber; and at his coming thither, he said,
'What, Master Bonner! good morrow! Ah sir, ye be welcome;' and herewithal he put out his
hand, and I, kissing mine, took him by it, and incontinently after he said, 'Come on, let us go and
walk awhile into the fields;' and withal drew towards the door, preparing him to walk. To whom
I said, I would wait upon him. His going to the fields, (as appeared afterwards,) was not so much
to walk, as to have a place where he might speak loud, and triumph alone against me, calling in
his words again, if he spake any amiss; or utterly deny them, if that made for his purpose. And by
chance, rather than by good wisdom, afore I went forth, I asked for Master Thirleby, and desired
I might see him and speak with him. The bishop that perceiving, and, withal, that I stuck upon it,
he commanded one of his servants to call Master Thirleby; but yet, afore his coming, the bishop
could not be idle, but said this to me: 'Master Bonner! your servant was yesterday with me, and
as I told him, I will tell you: In good faith you can have nothing of me.' 'Nothing, my Lord!'
quoth I, merrily speaking, marry, God forbid! that is a heavy word, and much uncomfortable to
him that wanteth all things, and trusteth much upon your goodness that hath a great deal.' 'In
faith,' quoth he, 'ye shall have nothing of me: marry, ye shall have of Master Thirleby, his
carriage, mules, his bed, and divers other things, that he may spare; and which he hath kept for
you.' 'Well, my Lord!' quoth I, 'if I shall have nothing of you, I must make as good shift as I can
for myself otherwise, and provide it where I may get it.'
"And here the bishop, because I would not give him thanks for that thing which was not
worthy thanks, and that also I would not show myself greatly contented and pleased, though I
received nothing at his hands, he began somewhat to kindle, and asked what I wanted. I told him
again, that I wanted all things saving money and good will to serve the king's Highness. 'Tell me
one thing,' quoth he, 'that you want.' 'One thing,' quoth I, 'marry, amongst many things that I
want, I want napery.' 'That shall ye not need,' quoth he, 'here in this country:' and here he began
to tell a long tale, that none used that, but Master Wallop and he, in the beginning: which is not
true generally. And from this he began to go, descending by his negatives: 'My mulets,' said he,
'
ye cannot have, for if ye should, I must needs provide others for them again: my mulet-cloths ye
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